Has anyone lost a rp where Stiles and Matt are divorced and have a son call Nolan.
Please find me!
Please find me!
The Spiritbee family!!!
Johnlock fluffiness :)
Derek: Someone just responded to your dating profile, Stiles.
Stiles: My dating prof… I thought you were kidding!
Derek: Not kidding. I saw the way you were looking at those sex bots. Your profile name is Stud Muffin.
Stiles: Stud Muffin?
Derek: He likes quiche, long walks on the beach, smooth jazz -
Stiles: Seriously, do not call me Stud Muffin.
Derek: I thought you wanted to meet someone.
Stiles: I meet plenty of women! I don’t need your help.
Sterek AU: Almost Human/ Teen Wolf crossover.
Due to advancing technology all human detectives must be partnered with androids or “synthetics”. After Stiles’ last partner “accidentally” fell out of a car going at 70 mph (whoops), he needs to requisition a new synthetic.
Somehow he ends up with one of the decommissioned Hale synthetics, which were taken out of production after one of them went crazy and tried to kill Kate Argent. Hale synthetics were designed to mimic humans as closely as possible which means that Stiles is now saddled with a bot that can feel emotions, back talks, and apparently has no respect for personal boundaries. Perfect.
theres a penis joke somewhere in this
No, the Sonic doesn’t do wood.
[When Sir Patrick Stewart was asked to describe Sir Ian McKellen’s early days on the british stage]
Look at that smug face. And he’s doing a little dance!! You can see he’s victory dancing in his head xD [x]